Friday, June 09, 2006

Words of wisdom by the barlowkids


  • Never spit on a roller coaster - it is totally like gnarly when you spit cause it get's in your face.
  • Never eat a really strong mint and then drink orange juice.
  • Never keep your eyes open when diving off a divingboard.
  • Never listen to a person when they tell you to go sniff a scratch n sniff on the bottom of the pool.
  • Never tell a Barlow that you like someone(cause everyone will know).
  • All the boys in the band want a valentine from a Barlowgirl.
  • Never carve your intials in the toilet and then deny it.
  • Hi John the Baptist.
  • Never sit on the toilet seat backwards.
  • Never stick cassette tapes in the toaster and turn it on.
  • Never stick a magnet on the computer screen.
  • Never tell Natalie your number....she'll never forget it.
  • Never try to rewind a dvd.
  • Creampuffs rock.
  • Never borrow an Nsync cd.
  • Always carry a get out of jail free card for when your pulled over by the police.
  • Always make sure you have gum in your hair when your pulled over by the police.
  • If it wasn't for Thomas Edison then we would all be watching tv in the dark.
  • Dying is the last thing I intend to do.

Disclaimer: All(well most of) of the words of wisdom have been tested and proven. Please heed our fair warnings. They could save you from much hardship.

8 comments:

Anna said...

LOL!!!! What happens when you eat a really strong mint and then drink orange juice? and Why Never sit on the toilet seat backwards? LOL!!! nice post!!! :)

OpenSourcePhoto said...

LOL!!! Yea! For Creampuffs and John the Baptist!

Tim Co. Photography said...

soon u'll have a book! I am gonna print this out and put it on my fridge lol..

Natalie said...

Anna, if you eat a strong mint or even brush your teeth and then drink orange juice, it tastes like really nasty mint and orange flavored medicine:(!!! yuk!!
and mark sat on the toilet seat backwards and almost fell in!! haha
DJ, Yeah!! we totally had to put that in, and my mom had the idea for john the baptist!! lol

Anna said...

that's so funny!

katie said...

lol!!! was natalie's the "gnarly" one?? haha!! yeah, i hate the taste of OJ after u brush your teeth it's soo gross!!:)

J@KE said...

You are soooooooo funny!!!! I love the fact that most of these are tried and tested.

amynave said...

you guys are way to cute:)